33
Final Curtain
Georgy sat on the front steps in the sun, drying
her hair. She had spent some time under interrogation by Miss McLintock, but
mercifully the lady owner of Number 12 had then recollected she had errands to
run and had driven off in her little car to run them. Georgy had then spent
considerable time communing with Manfred McLintock, but the dachshund had
eventually waddled off to investigate the girl who was cleaning Number 3’s car.
Georgy sort of knew the girl, she was nice: she was an art student from
Christchurch, up here to do one of Pauline’s courses. Only she didn’t feel she
knew her well enough to go down and talk to her, so she had just waved and
smiled, and the girl had waved and smiled back. Georgy was unaware that this
nice girl was shy of her, Georgy Harris, because she was Adam McIntyre’s
girlfriend.
At around the time that Georgy was dunking
her head—not in the basin, in the downstairs laundry tub, because she was
scared of waking Adam up—her brother-in-law was saying glumly to his wife over
the breakfast table: “Suppose we really oughta go round there. Say goodbye.”
Ngaio winced.
“Well, don’tcha think, love?”
Ngaio swallowed. “I don’t know. I suppose
we have seen a bit of him... And he did take the boys to the z— you-know-what,”
she amended with a harried glance at the oblivious Denny. “But, um… Well,
wouldn’t it be kinder to let them have their last day together—just the two of
them?”
Ross looked sour. “Depends what his
Lordship has decided, doesn’t it?”
Ngaio swallowed again. “He can’t have
decided anything... I mean,” she said weakly, “surely Georgy would have told us
if—if he’s said anything to her? Um—well, if he wanted her to go overseas with
him, or—anything,” she ended weakly.
Ross sighed heavily. “She might of. And then
again she might not, ya know what she is.”
This was undeniable, and Ngaio just nodded
numbly.
“No,” he decided, suddenly getting up, “if
he wants to say goodbye, he can come round here!”
“Yes,” she said limply, sagging in her
seat. “Um, aren’t you going in to the shop, though, dear?”
Ross usually went in on Saturdays, because
you did good business in the hardware trade—more the do-it-yourself stuff than
the whiteware, of course—in Puriri on a Saturday; so he goggled at her. “Yeah: ’course.
Why?”
Ngaio swallowed. “If he does come round,
you—you won’t be here,” she said faintly.
“Oh!” he said with a laugh. “I geddit!”—He
didn’t, noticed Ngaio sourly, look all that sorry about it. “Well, if he does
come, it’ll probably be this arvo. Well, you know your mother reckons Georgy
reckons he sleeps all blimmin’ morning.”
“Yes, but he does work until around eleven
at night, Ross,” objected Ngaio weakly.
Ross sniffed faintly. “Yeah.”
He went over to the door but she said: “Are
you sure, Ross?”
“Eh? Well, not a hundred percent, no, but I’d
take a hefty bet that he won’t be out of his pit until gone twel—”
“Not that!” she cried crossly. “That we
shouldn’t go round there?”
“Oh!
Yeah, too right I am. Positive.” He went out, shuddering slightly.
Ngaio sagged with terrific relief. It would
be bad enough if he came round here, but going over to Georgy’s would just have
been... the living end.
At
about the time that Georgy sat down on her front steps, Melinda said firmly: “No,
Christopher.”
Christopher’s hand retreated from the
marmalade jar. He looked at her sadly.
“Not the marmalade, idiot!” she said
crossly.
“Oh. Um—well, what?” he said with an
innocent face.
Melinda took a deep breath. She then
recollected that Joel was still asleep, and let it out carefully. “No, we are
not asking Adam and Georgy round for a farewell tea.”
Christopher spread marmalade on his toast,
looking dubious. “I thought if the idiot child could be encouraged to realize
that we see Georgy as one of the family...” he murmured.
Melinda sighed. “I know. But I don’t
honestly think it would work, darling. And wouldn’t it be sheer torture for
Georgy, knowing we were—well, watching her?”
Christopher made a horrible face. “Yes,
come to think of it. Oh, well, scratch Plan A.” He ate toast thoughtfully.
Melinda watched him in some trepidation. Eventually
she said weakly: “There isn’t a Plan B, I sincerely trust?”
“Mm?” he said vaguely. “Oh—no. Not really.”
At about the time Georgy was saying hullo
to Mannie the dachshund, Hamish Macdonald was forcibly removing his daughter’s
struggling, then screaming and sobbing form from her bicycle, informing her
breathlessly that she was a wee eedjit, and that he KNEW it was Adam’s last
Saturday, Elspeth, and that THAT WAS WHY he was forbidding her categorically—categorically—to
go anywhere near Willow Plains, YES, even to say goodbye, what was WRONG with
her, for God’s sake?
“Is he up yet, dare one enquire?” said a
mellifluous tenor from just below Mrs Mayhew’s front steps.
Georgy jumped, gasped, and flung back the mass
of auburn curls that had been draped down her knees.
Ralph duly observed the performance with pleasure.
He hadn’t deliberately crept up on her, true; but then he hadn’t bothered to
make a noise, either.
“Um—no!” she gasped. “Um—not when I looked,
anyway.”
Ralph was in his maroon jogging shorts with
the white stripe down the sides, his maroon jogging singlet with the white stripe
at the vee neck, his white jogging socks with the maroon stripe round the cuffs
and his jogging Reeboks. He jogged up and down a bit. “Come for a jog?”
“No, I don’t feel energetic, thanks,” said
Georgy.
Ralph stopped jogging. “Not feeling queasy,
still?”
Georgy went very red. She had been furious
with Adam for ringing Ralph and telling him the whole story of their birth-control
fiasco. She hadn’t realised, perhaps fortunately, that Adam had also poured out
the whole story to Mac. And very fortunately she certainly hadn’t realised that
Mac had relayed it to Derry, assorted lovers, assorted members of the French
Department and whoever had happened to be wandering through the quad yesterday
afternoon. Adam’s jaundiced assessment that she’d been capitalizing on the
event ever since wasn’t far wrong. She had felt very sick yesterday but even
she herself couldn’t have said if it was the effect of the morning-after pill
or merely a combination of nerves and annoyance.
“No. I’m okay, thanks,” she said gruffly.
“Mm.” Ralph looked at her in a considering
way. “This may smack of the ‘Far, far better thing’ bit, but I could pop in and—er—have
a word with him,” he suggested delicately.
“What about?” gasped Georgy in horror.
Ralph waved an airy hand. “About what you’d
like him to do about the future, of course.”
“No!”
she gasped.
“Why not?” he said blandly.
Georgy was now a glowing scarlet. “You
couldn’t!” she gulped.
“Of course I could! If Sidney Carton could
do it, I most certainly can!”
“Don’t be silly,” she said faintly.
Ralph came a little closer. “What do
you want?” he said in a low voice.
Georgy’s lips trembled.
“Don’t you know?” he said gently.
“Yes— I— It’s just stupid, romantic ideas I
must have picked up from Mum’s women’s magazines!” said Georgy bitterly.
“Mm. Or from the ones at Hair 2000 in Puriri,”
he noted.
She
didn’t respond. Ralph said very quietly: “Dearest Georgy, the desire to mate,
nay, nest, is a perfectly normal human impulse, you know. Well, what else keeps
the race going?”
Georgy
bit her lip hard. “Yes, but—but isn’t there— I mean, shouldn’t there be more to
life than—than simply keeping the race going?” she said in a stifled voice.
Ralph shrugged a little. “Possibly there
should—if one can define who or what dictates the ‘should’. But I’ve certainly
never discovered anything.”
“No,” she said, swallowing. “I see.”
He put a hand gently on her bare knee. “I
will speak to him, if you’d like me to.”
Georgy blinked hard. “Thanks. But I don’t think
he’d take it very well.”
“No,” he said with a little sigh. “Hates my
guts, mm?”
“No!” she gasped, turning scarlet all over
again.
Ralph patted the knee. “Yes, he does, sweetie,
no need to lie to me, you know.” He sighed again. “Well, I won’t if you think
it won’t help. –Look, possibly I could ring Derry? Sic him onto the idiot?”
“No,” said Georgy, reddening again. Tears
started to her eyes but she said firmly: “It’s got to come from him, Ralph. Don’t
you see, it’s no good if—if…”
Ralph saw what she meant, of course. But he
certainly didn’t agree with her. What fools these mortals be, especially the
ones with principles, he thought on an acid note.
“Mm. I’ll
be back in about half an hour, should you change your mind.”
He jogged off, with a little wave of the
hand.
Georgy just sat there, hugging her knees,
staring dully at the drive. She wasn’t really thinking. In fact, it would be true
to say she’d stopped thinking some time back. Because what good did thinking
do?
“Bugger,” said Derry grimly, hanging up.
“Oh?” returned Charles, raising his eyebrows.
Derry made a ferocious face. “‘Adam and
Georgy are unavailable at the moment.’”
Charles looked dubiously at his watch.
“Has anyone said anything to him on the
subject of rushing in, and elephant-feet, and delicate little burgeoning
feelings crushed?” wondered Roddy from over by the window.
“Times without number,” returned Charles
grimly.
“Well, somebody’s got to!” cried
Derry. He paced up and down. “Look, ring that Golden Lamb dump,” he suddenly
ordered Charles.
“Eh?”
“They can come in to town and bloody well
have lunch with us before the matinée,” he said, scowling horribly.
“I see. You’ll no doubt line up Mac, and
his Uncle Maurice, and—oh, yes, Livia and her lawyer chap, and—um—of course,
Jake Carrano, to help persuade him?”
“Just do it. –And you can include the
Carranos. They might be of some use. Well, Polly might.”
Over by the window, Roddy made a rude
noise.
“You can leave him out of it,” noted
Derry, giving him an evil look.
“I can leave myself out of it, too,” agreed
Charles, leafing slowly through the phone book.
“No, I need you.”
“Moral support,” noted Roddy. “What else
does he pay you for?”
Charles sighed. “Apparently to watch me
immolate myself. How many, then?” he asked Derry resignedly.
Derry counted under his breath, frowning.
“Six,” said Roddy helpfully.
“Shut up. Um—leave Joel out,” he said to
Charles.
“Six,” repeated Roddy unemotionally.
Derry counted under his breath again.
“You, me, Adam and Georgy, the Carranos.
Six,” noted Charles laconically.
“Get on with it.” Derry strode over to the
door. He vanished.
Charles rang The Golden Lamb.
“If I
was you, I’d make myself scarce before it comes back,” he then advised kindly. “Have
you got the address of those people with the banana palms?”
“And the bougainvillea. And the h’Old h’English
h’oaks,” he said sourly. “Yes.”
“Fine. Should the place look anything—anything—like
a viable alternative to the garden behind the S.C.R.,” said Charles fervently, “book
it.”
“I told you that that
Vice-Chancellor couldn’t be as green as he was cabbage-looking,” said Roddy
smugly, going out.
“Makes two of you, then,” noted Charles
sourly.
The uneven brick-paved, Sydney-lace-draped
courtyard before The Golden Lamb was crammed with jostling, shouting,
perspiring Press-persons. Adam’s lips tightened. His nostrils flared angrily.
He didn’t have to put his sunglasses on, he was already wearing them. “Don’t say
anything at all,” he muttered, taking Georgy’s arm in an iron grip.
“Ow!” she gasped. “I wasn’t going to!”
The reporters all shouted things like: “Adam!
Adam! Is this your last lunch in New Zillund, then?” And: “Adam! When’ll you be
back?” And: “Adam! Adam! Is it true you’re gonna do James K. Baxter?” And: “Adam!
Adam! Is it true you and Derry Dawlish are gonna make a film here?” And: “Adam!
Adam! Is it true Sir Jake Carrano’s backing your next film?” And: “Adam! Adam! What
do you think of New Zillund cuisine?” And: “Adam! Adam! What do you think of
Livia’s engagement?” but Adam, pulling Georgy along in his iron grip, ignored
them completely, and they entered The Golden Lamb.
“I suppose you have to expect that sort of
thing when you’re with a famous fillum star that’s gonna play James K. Baxter!”
said Georgy with a nervous giggle.
“Shut up,” returned Adam grimly. “We’re
with Mr Dawlish’s party,” he said grimly to the maître d’.
“Of course, Mr McIntyre: this way, Mr
McIntyre.” –Bow, scrape.
Charles had ordered a shady table under the
vines on the courtyard. The voice on the other end of the phone, on hearing who
it was for, had tried to persuade him to a table inside—where, though the voice
had not said so, many more customers would be able to see just who was gracing
The Golden Lamb today—but Charles had pointed out coldly that as they weren’t
air-conditioned Derry would very probably flake at an inside table in this
humidity. The voice had given in, though sounding very puzzled.
“There you are!” said Derry, too heartily.
“Yes,” replied Adam immediately, “us and a
crowd of yelping bloodhounds; I wonder who alerted them?”
“It was this bloody place,” retorted Derry
loudly and crossly, “and we’re not damn well coming here again, I can tell you!”
Adam
shrugged. “I suppose one can believe that or not, as one chooses,” he said to
Georgy.
Georgy went scarlet. She didn’t reply, but
in said in a strangled voice: “Hullo, Derry. Hullo, Charles.”
“Hullo, Charles. Where’s Rodney?” said Adam
immediately in a silly voice.
“Stale joke,” noted Charles, unmoved, as
Derry heaved himself up and embraced Georgy with fervour, urging her to a seat
by his side. “How are you, Georgy?”
“Fine, thanks, Charles. How’s your rash?” replied
Georgy, smiling shyly at him.
Charles grinned. “Miles better, thanks.
That stuff your mother recommended did the trick.”
“What rash?” said Adam limply, sitting
down.
Georgy pinkened. “He had a heat rash and,
um, I rang up Mum and—and she told me the best stuff to get for it.”
“I had no idea you two were so close,” he
drawled, resuming the shades.
“Take those damned things off your nose,
and behave!” snarled the great director.
Charles here could not forebear to roll his
eyes slightly.
“Derry, it’s dazzling out here!” objected Adam.
“Rubbish. We’re expecting the Carranos,
what are they going to think if you sit there looking like a blinkered Don
Johnson? –And why in God’s name, Georgy, darling, did you let him wear the
Outfit?” he added.
“I didn’t let him, I had nothing whatsoever
to do with it!” retorted Georgy with some spirit, as Adam removed the very,
very, very pale grey draped suit jacket to reveal the sleeveless black
cotton-knit top that did indeed, expose the arms à la Mr Johnson.
“Actually,” Derry admitted in a very casual
voice, when Georgy was dubiously sipping The Golden Lamb’s idea of a rum and pineapple
and finding it bore very little resemblance to Ralph Overdale’s version, Adam
was gingerly sipping a soi-disant sherry and Charles was frankly on the
whisky, “I asked Polly and Jake to turn up a little later: I want to talk
seriously, Adam. To you and Georgy.”
Adam looked a little blue around the mouth.
He shrugged, however, and said: “Talk away.”
Georgy put down her rum and pineapple with a
hand that shook.
Derry immediately put his hand over hers. “I
have already mentioned this idea to Georgy, and she didn’t fancy it,” he said firmly,
squeezing the hand, “so I thought I’d see if you could persuade her to see
sense about it, Adam. After all, you know what the life’s like—both the
benefits and the drawbacks: you’ll be able to give her a balanced view.”
“What life?” said Adam in a tight voice.
“The filming life, dear boy!” he said on an
impatient note.
“Derry,” said Adam grimly: “what in God’s
name are you talking about?”
“He wants me to do Titania,” said Georgy in
a tiny voice, “only I said No.”
“If I do it during their long vacation,”
Derry explained earnestly to Adam: “she could easily fit it in. Three months,
at the most,” he added airily.
Adam made a rude noise.
“I mean for her scenes,” said the great
director, a trifle weakly.
Adam took a sip of his sherry. “Well, possibly.”
“Don’t take any notice of him, Adam, he
knows I won’t,” said Georgy in the thread of a voice.
Derry patted her hand. “Drink up your nice
drink, Georgy.”
“It isn’t very nice, actually,” said
Georgy, but so faintly it was easy to pretend not to have heard her, so Derry
did.
“We’ll get you something else, then,” said
Adam loudly. “Waiter!” he said loudly and crossly.
The waiter was there in a flash.
“Take this putrid thing away, Miss Harris
hates it,” he drawled.
“Um—okay, Mr McIntyre,” the waiter replied,
shaken.
“What would you like instead?” Adam asked.
As he still had his shades on, it was hard to tell if he was looking straight
at her.
“Um—nothing, really; I’m fine,” she said faintly.
“And I don’t want to go to sleep this afternoon.”
“Nonsense, darling, it’ll buck you up. And
if he’s been bullying you,” he said, directing a glare at Derry over her head, which
the great director certainly caught, shades or not—“you’ll certainly be in need
of it.”
“Have a gin and lime,” suggested Charles kindly.
“That’s refreshing.”
“Um—yes, all right,” said Georgy weakly.
“With plenty of ice,” said Adam to the waiter.
It was virtually impossible to order a
drink without ice, Downunder. “Um—ice. Yessir!” he gulped.
“You would think,” noted Adam in wonder
well before the man was out of earshot, “that no-one had ever sent back
anything in this dump before.”
“Look, Adam—” said Derry heatedly, leaning
forward.
“Derry, if Georgy has told you she doesn’t
want to act in your nasty Anty-podean epic, far be it from me to persuade her otherwise,”
he drawled.
“She’s the perfect Titania, for God’s sake,
Adam!”
“I grant you that.”
“Well?” he cried.
Adam sighed. “She’s a free agent. –Mind
you, it is a peach of a part,” he said to Georgy.
“I know,” she whispered.
Adam squeezed the hand that was nearer him.
At this point Charles found he’d begun to
count the male-authority-figure hand-squeezing that was going on, and forced himself
to desist. Otherwise he might burst out laughing—or screaming, of course. It was
humanly impossible not to watch, however.
“I suppose you could just do the one rôle,
if it appealed—no need to let him drag you into the whole damned rat-race,” said
Adam.
“No,” agreed Georgy faintly.
“Would you like to be a full-time Nactress?”
he demanded suddenly, frowning.
Georgy swallowed. “Not really,” she admitted.
Adam’s mouth twisted in a grimace of sour
triumph. “I didn’t think so: no,” he agreed.
Derry bent forward desperately. “I wasn’t
suggesting— Well, just one rôle a year—or every two years!” he said
desperately.
“Until my neck gets all creased,” noted
Georgy with a flash of humour.
“I only said that in reference to young
parts!” retorted Derry huffily.
“My God, did he?” said Adam in awe.
“Yes,” she admitted faintly.
Adam gave a crack of laughter.
“Look, stop it! I’m serious, dammit!” cried
Derry.
Adam
took off his sunglasses and gave him a mocking look. “Oh, really?” He replaced
the glasses.
“Yes! She’d be wonderful: the film could be
wonderful; Jesus, can’t you see it, Adam?” the great director cried in
anguish.
“I have seen it. Do you think your wee
talent is capable of transferring that quality to the Big Screen, Derry, darling?”
“That’s a bit—well, slightly—unfair,” admitted
Charles.
Derry was now very red behind the beard. “Everyone
said I’d never catch Morag’s essence on screen, but you admitted yourself, Adam—”
“Yes, and look at what’s happened to her!”
he said strongly.
Charles looked at him nervously, and Georgy
looked at him blankly.
“One
arty hit with Derry, and she went straight into hairsprayed, over-lipsticked,
over-dieted rubbish on the American afternoon soaps,” he explained.
“I see,” said Georgy calmly. “This Morag
didn’t have free will.’
“She was a dumb little kid with a little
talent from a small Scotch town who let herself be bowled over by the Hollywood
thing; all right?” snarled the great director.
“Or, to put it another way, let Derry
Dawlish seduce her with offers of fame, fortune and an arty triumph,” murmured Charles
wryly.
“Quite!” agreed Adam with feeling.
“And I’d suffer the same fate? Thanks,” noted
Georgy dourly.
“Darling, I didn’t mean—” Adam paused. “You
don’t understand,” he said in a low voice. “The Hollywood thing can be very—very
undermining. All the bloody adulation, and... No-one can tell how they’d react
to it, until they’ve been through it.”
“Possibly not. Did this Scottish girl want
to do your film in the first place?” said Georgy to Derry.
“Uh—well, yes,” he admitted limply.
Charles leaned across his bulk: “Yes, she
did, Georgy: I’m afraid she was an empty-headed little thing with a
small talent; but terribly fresh-looking, at the time. To give him his due,
Derry did capture that freshness.”
“Which was what he wanted from her. After
that,” said Adam thoughtfully: “used gloves come to mind.”
“Yes. Well, I’ve got my career,” noted
Georgy placidly.
“Uh—yes,” agreed Adam weakly.
“But the problem won’t arise,” she added,
suddenly sounding very flat.
“Why not?” he said in hard voice. “Why not
do it? Screw a decent lump sum out of him: at least it’d give you some sort of
bloody financial security!”
Georgy swallowed. “I couldn’t. Not with— I
mean, it was easy, acting in the play...” Her voice trailed off.
Derry leaned forward again. “She means it was
easy acting with you. Look, Adam, think it over seriously: the two of you would
be magic on the screen! “
Adam was very blue round the mouth again. “I
see. Charming. This is a low plot that the two of you have schemed up between
you, is it? Get Georgy to agree to doing Titania, then blackmail me into the Oberon.
Thanks, but no thanks, Derry.”
“But I haven’t agreed!” cried Georgy
in anguish,
“No,” said Derry bitterly, “she hasn’t. And
believe me, Adam, if it was a choice between
the two of you, I’d take her over you!”
“The legs notwithstanding,” added Charles
coldly.
Adam was now very red. “I see. Well, any
way you look at it, it’s blackmail. –Look,” he said tightly to Georgy: “did you
know he had this in mind for today?”
“No,” she said miserably, tears starting to
her eyes. “Honest, Adam.”
Adam got up. “Strangely enough, I think I
believe you. Excuse me,” he said to the table at large.
After his Don Johnson back had vanished Derry
managed weakly: “The reference to the legs was something of a tactical error,
wasn’t it, Charles?”
“Not after your stunningly tactful
revelation that you’d choose Georgy over the Wonder Boy, no,” he replied drily.
“I could’ve accused him of having had the teeth capped and he wouldn’t have
noticed, after that.”
“He isn’t that vain,” protested
Georgy faintly.
They goggled at her.
“Well, he isn’t!” she said, going very red.
“Georgy, love, one hates to disillusion
you,” said Charles faintly, “but he was furious at being cast as understudy to
your delightful self.”
“Rats,” she said crossly. “He was furious
at Derry trying to blackmail him!”
“Well, that too,” said Charles limply.
After a certain period of silent brooding
had passed, Charles waved limply for the waiter and ordered another whisky.
Derry ordered a double Cognac, so his next utterance
failed to convince. “I think he was weakening.”
After a certain period of goggling had
passed, Charles conceded: “Some sort of slight leaning in the direction of weakening
might have been observed around about the point where peaches of a part were mentioned—true.
After that it wavered off and changed direction entirely,” he noted.
“He did mention financial security,” Derry
produced, very weakly.
Charles
shrugged. “If you can make anything of that. I’d like to know what.”
Rallying, the great director offered with
huge cunning: “Of course, it would give you a nice lump sum, Georgy
darling.”
They goggled at him.
Eventually Charles sighed: “Just drop it,
Derry. Georgy, I’d nip off now, if I was you,” he added kindly.
“No! She’s lunching with me!” said Derry
crossly. “Us,” he corrected himself limply.
“I’m not very hungry,” said Georgy in a
small voice.
“Well, go,” said Charles kindly.
“No— Um,” she explained, swallowing, “if I
went up to varsity and Adam was there, he’d—he’d think I was chasing him.”
Charles
at this point experienced a strong desire to roll the eyes madly. And, quite
possibly, scream.
The great director, however, merely noted: “Vain
sod. Well, you can just have a salad or something, Georgy. –Ah! Here are the
Carranos!” He waved vigorously, though at a distance of about four yards there
was little chance of Polly’s and Jake’s missing him.
“Dunno what ’e expected us to do,” noted Sir
Jacob, as they got into the Merc when the lunch was over at last.
“No. Well, I imagine his original intention
was for Adam to be there,” replied his wife placidly. “But even with that scenario
I don’t know what he imagined we could do.”
“Exactly. Poor wee Georgy, eh?”
“Well, yes. –Of course,” she added, as he
rolled a startled eye at her. “Only it would have been worse for her, don’t you
think, if Derry had tried to talk her into the part in front of Adam?”
“As well as in front of us, ya mean?”
“Yes,” she said simply.
Sir Jacob bent the great brain to it for
approximately three-tenths of a second. “Yep,” he pronounced.
Polly sighed.
About five minutes later she came to and
gasped: “Jake, where are you going?”
“Home,” he said, continuing to point the
car’s nose in the direction of the Bridge motorway.
“But the matinée—!” she gulped.
“Pooh,” he replied simply.
Polly swallowed. “But darling, you told
Derry we’d come.”
“Over the phone—yeah,” he conceded. “Before
him and Adam had this dust-up—yeah.”
Polly swallowed.
“You’ve seen it twice,” he pointed out.
“Actually I’ve seen bits of it three times,”
she admitted.
“There you are, then,” he replied mildly,
continuing to point the car’s nose in the direction of the Bridge motorway.
Polly sank back in her seat with a sigh of
simple relief. “Yes,” she agreed gratefully. “Here I am.”
Adam had got through his last week with
Georgy by ignoring the fact that it was the last week. Contretemps over matinées
and morning-after pills and so on had helped, of course, in that they had given
him other things to concentrate on. Well, very evident excuses for not concentrating
on its being the last week. The fact that Georgy hadn’t accused him of
concentrating on other things had enabled him to ignore the fact that it was
the last week even more successfully. In Adam’s experience if you ignored
problems for long enough they either went away or solved themselves. They did not,
of course, always solve themselves in the way you might have wished, but that
was the expectable result of taking the line of least resistance. He hadn’t
admitted to himself that that was what he was doing, at least not in so many
words, but there was certainly an awareness of the fact lurking somewhere at
the back of his consciousness. Of course he didn’t take this fact out and examine
it, that wouldn’t have fitted at all with the line of least resistance.
Naturally he had also ignored Georgy’s possible feelings the entire week. Being
angry with her over the morning-after pill had certainly helped with that.
Now he played the matinée competently,
still ignoring the fact that it was the last week. He had finished Pride and
Prejudice: when he wasn’t on he sat in the male dressing-room chuckling
quietly to himself over Christopher’s David of King’s. Joel and certain
of the rude mechanicals who had a fair idea of the way things stood between him
and Georgy looked at him limply from time to time. Nobody dared to say anything
to him, though.
Quince’s performance that afternoon was
terrible. He forgot every other line. Sometimes he even forgot them after
Georgy had prompted him. The other rude mechanicals had to work overtime during
their play. After it Nigel drew him aside and said weakly: “Look, for God’s
sake, if he does ditch her, you’re in there with a chance, aren’tcha?”
“Shut up!” replied Stephen angrily, shaking
him off. He strode off down the cloisters.
Nigel just sank limply to a sitting
position on the cold stone floor of the cloisters, wondering what in God’s name
the final performance was going to be like.
However, before the final performance was
upon them, there was, of course, the rest of the afternoon to be got through.
Adam had fully expected Derry to come round to the dressing-rooms after the
show and was very disconcerted when he didn’t. He lingered for some time but
eventually it was plain that he wasn’t going to show.
Joel had also lingered, not because he
expected Derry but because he was trying to get up his nerve to speak to Adam
about dear little Georgy.
“What
are you waiting for?” Adam finally snarled.
“Er—nothing, dear boy,” he said limply. “Er—well,
I did sort of wonder if you had plans for this afternoon?”
“What there is left of it,” noted Adam
sourly, strapping his watch on.
“Well, yes, curse of lee matinay,” said
Joel uneasily.
“No,” said Adam sourly.
Joel gulped. “No? –Oh, I see: no,” he said
weakly.
“Phyllis Harding has issued an invitation to
drinkies at the Yacht Club, however, if you—”
“No!” gasped Joel.
There
was a short silence.
“Maybe Georgy has plans?” said Joel feebly.
Adam
shrugged. “Go and ask her.”
Joel took a deep breath. His nerve failed
him again. “Very well,” he said feebly, tottering out.
Adam put his hand to his mouth and bit very
hard on a knuckle.
Georgy didn’t have any plans. Joel wasn’t
surprized. Livia, however, evidently had plans: she shot out of her cubicle, crying:
“Darlings, of course you must come to us! Wallace insists!”
“She means he would if he knew, dear,” Joel
explained carefully to Georgy.
Georgy bit her lip. “Would he really not
mind, Livia?”
“Of course not, darling Georgy! And Panda
has promised to make scones for tea!”
“I thought she couldn’t cook?” said Georgy
dubiously.
“Er—well, better than little me, I’m
afraid!” gurgled Livia. “No, well, she’s found this marvellous mix, you see,
Georgy: one just adds milk!”
“I didn’t know you could get a mix, for
scones,” said Georgy feebly.
“Oh, yes, it’s delicious, Georgy,” quavered
Amy, emerging from the cubicle laden with dressing-case, rugs, et al.
“Jacky’s coming, too. Come along then,
darlings!” said Livia briskly.
“Um—in what?” said Joel limply. “Will we
all fit in Christopher’s car? And I don’t know the way.”
“Silly one! Naturally Wallace is collecting
me!” she fluted.
“Yes: we’d better hurry, Livia,” said Amy,
looking anxiously at her watch. Livia appeared not to hear this.
“There won’t be room for us all, will
there?” said Georgy feebly, preparing to follow Livia obediently.
“What about Adam?” agreed Joel feebly.
“Well, darlings,” said Livia coyly, “a
little bird told me that darling Adam is as cross as a bear today! –Now, tell
me frankly, Georgy, would you prefer us just to forget about the naughty boy?”
“No!” gasped Georgy in horror. “I mean, he’d
be furious, Livia!”
“Yes, but darling, sometimes that can do a
man good,” she objected.
“Not Adam,” said Joel faintly.
“No; um,” said Georgy, going even redder
than she was already: “if we don’t ask him, he’ll be wild at being neglected.”
“Is
this better than being insulted at being invited?” wondered Joel.
“Joel!” cried Georgy in horror.
“Oh, no nasturtiums on the company, Livia,
dearest: it’s the omby-onse,” he explained. “Well, teenage daughters?
Scoh-nnes?” he said with a very long O and a musical N.
“Pity about him,” said Georgy
grimly. “If he’s too good for us, he needn’t come.”
“Absolutely!” cried Livia with a
terrifically long tinkle. “And it won’t just be scones, there’ll be delicious cold
ham and tomatoes and all sorts of things: a proper high tea!”
“It’s the language difficulty,” Joel explained
crossly to Georgy. “Some of us thought she meant af-ter-noon tea.”
Georgy certainly had. She gulped.
“Darlings!” cried Livia, tinkling terrifically.
“Wallace has forbidden us on pain of awful things, absolutely awful things. to
call afternoon tea ‘tea!’ Hasn’t he, Amy?”
“Absolutely awful!” said Amy with a sudden
neigh.
Joel winced. “I see. Well, shall I go and
ask His Majesty?” he suggested bravely.
They all looked at him gratefully.
“It is a far, far better thing,” he noted,
going off to put his head in the noose.
But
when he got there, Adam had disappeared.
“Well,” Livia concluded, not daring to look
at poor little Georgy, and reflecting grimly that it was exactly like Adam, he’d
never been known to face up to anything when it was possible to run away
instead, “we shall have our lovely tea without him, then, and serve him right!”
“Yes. I’m awfully hungry,” admitted Georgy.
“Splen-did!” she cried, putting an
arm round her. “Come along, then, darling!”
They went.
When their party returned to the university
Adam was already sitting at his dressing-table. He didn’t say anything as Joel
crept in, disrobed silently and got into his dressing-gown. Out of the corner
of his eye Joel could see Adam embarking on his make-up. He waited until the
foundation was on, the face had taken on the greenish tinge that Mac had
prescribed for Oberon, and Adam was beginning to apply the artful shading down
the nose and under the cheekbones. Also under the jaw but that was superfluous,
darlings, because unlike we less fortunate mere mortals, He did not have
Sag. Then he said mildly: “Aren’t you doing Starveling tonight, then?”
“What?
Oh, bugger!” said Adam. He slapped cold-cream on it.
Nigel
was already present—they must have let him get away early from his
late-afternoon stint at the service station, which Mac was unaware he’d been
doing on matinée Saturdays. He noted mildly: “I’d have waited till he’d done
the eyes.”
“So would I,” noted Snug.
Adam’s Oberon eye make-up was hugely
elaborate, incorporating glitter and dewdrops and silver paint and God knew
what. Joel had to bite his lip hard. He didn’t dare look at Adam. Adam said
nothing but they could hear him breathing, because, oddly enough, a certain
silence had now fallen in the male dressing-room.
On
the flagstones Helena was squeaking: “‘Call you me fair? That fair again unsay.
Demetrius loves your fair. O happy fair!’” and the audience was starting to
look puzzled, even though the thing had been going for only approx. five mins.
Joel leaned in the staircase, sighing.
Angie leaned opposite him, also sighing.
“Shouldn’t you be supervising, darling?” he
said dully.
“Yes,” she sighed.
Joel also sighed.
“Shouldn’t you be in the male dressing-room
or waiting for your cue, or something?” she said dully.
“It’s the mechanicals before me. And even
this,” he said, jerking his head in the general direction of down, “is
preferable to the male dressing-room. Talk about cutting your atmospheres with
a butter-knife!”
“That possibly explains why Barbara and the
other female hoon are sitting up on the grass with the musicians,” noted Angie
dully.
“Mm.”
“Uh—why?” she said limply.
“Adam is not flavour of the month. I think
possibly there may be some solidarity with wee Georgy amongst the male half of
the cast, darling.
Angie sighed. “The female half’s pretty much
the same. Well, the mothers keep asking me if I’ve heard anything—capital
H. And Maisie keeps saying how pale and strained Georgy looks. Plus have I heard
anything, capital H.”
Joel forgot himself and groaned in
sympathy.
Mac shot down the staircase, face
empurpled. “Get out of here!” he hissed.
They didn’t bother to argue, they just
exchanged resigned glances, and got.
Titania’s train seemed to have been held
up: Oberon’s lot had all got on and only some of her fairies had made it. Adam
had to stand there like a birk with his arms crossed, emanating
fairy-king-in-foul-mood, while Tom’s musicians played desperately. True, it was
doubtful if the audience noticed anything, what with the Dong’s nose, and the
Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo doing a little caper that Joel—more or less out of
self-defence, he had never seen a more wooden Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo, the girl just
came on and stood—had taught her. Half of Livia’s little grey fairies
had straggled onstage, looking lost. Furious hissing came from the wings; if
you were listening carefully you would have got that it was Mac hissing: “Get
ON!” and Livia hissing: “Wait! My dress! Wait!” but very likely no-one beyond
the first two rows had caught it. Well, three.
By
the time Mac had started hissing: “Where are the gumnuts? Come here! Come HERE!”
Joel had decided something had better be Done, so he tripped lightly up to a
silver fairy, relieved it of the bladder Mac had grudgingly conceded on the
Friday had better be used after all, and lightly bonked the Dong’s nose.
Terrific roars of laughter from the audience. Somewhat encouraged, Joel tripped
round the stage, lightly bonking various other, less and less polite portions
of various other fairies’ and grotesques’ anatomies. Shyly at first, and then
with mounting enthusiasm, fairies, elves and grotesques began to join in this
new game...
“Well, someone had to do something!”
he protested virtuously, as Hermia’s tepid “Either death or you I’ll find
immediately” brought Act II to a merciful close and Mac’s paw closed in a
vice-like grip on his skinny arm.
“Abtholutely, Mac, darling!” panted Livia, having
come off the minute the lights went out, possibly expressly in order to take
part in the inevitable row. Or possibly only because being immured in the bower
under the spell of Oberon’s flower while the lovers maundered on
incomprehensibly for fifteen minutes or so had driven her nearly to breaking
point. “My dress was caught on a horrid nail on the stairs, Joel, dear, and I
couldn’t move! It was dire!”
Amy had ventured into the cloisters,
possibly in order to support Livia in the inevitable row. “Absolutely!” she
squeaked.
“You got yourself up the bloody stairs just
now with no trouble!” snarled Mac.
“Yes, but darling Mac, only because a
darling, darling boy came down with a big hammer and took the nail out for me!”
Approximately three yards away, one of
Patrick’s engineering students smirked, though at the same time turning maroon.
His peers shoved him a bit.
“One of the Mothu boys,” explained Amy.
Mac gave up on that one. “That doesn’t
justify you!” he snarled, rounding on Joel.
“Well, one could have just stood
there mumchance and motionless, like most of your cast, Mac, dear,” he noted.
Mac choked. “You SET ’EM OFF!” he roared. Fortunately
there was now so much noise arising in the quad as half the audience tried to
explain to its neighbours who was now involved with whom that he wouldn’t have
been heard beyond the second row.
Joel pouted. “Not deliberately.”
“Bullshit!” he choked. “If you hadn’t
grabbed that second bladder and—and held the both of them up on your forehead
like that, those bloody elves of Adam’s would never have locked horns!”
“I am not responsible,” said Joel, pouting
horribly, “for bloody elves of Adam’s.”
“No, absolutely, Joel, darling!” agreed Livia.
“GO AND GET CHANGED!” roared Mac.
“I shall
in a moment,” she said, petitely regal to the last inch. “But first I must just
say, Mac, dear, that Joel is the hero of the night and deserves praise, not
blame.”
“Yes, indeed, Professor Mac,” quavered Amy.
“Praise! HE’S DRIVEN ’EM ALL BARMY!” roared
Mac.
“Er—well, possibly they may have gone a
little silly, yes. But never mind, Mac, dear, it’s ages before they all come on
again: they’ll have had time to cool down!” said Livia cheerfully.
In Joel’s opinion they’d have time to get
even sillier, which judging from the merry mayhem which was proceeding from the
female dressing-room in ever-increasing volume, they were well on the way to.
Not to mention the bladder fight going on down the opposite end of the cloisters
between a rustic and a green lizard.
Mac’s lips thinned. “I’m warning you,
Thring,” he said awfully: “no more farting around with bladders!” He strode
off, past Mothu, and down the cloisters, to settle the green lizard. Which had
been one of the principal offenders during the onstage hiatus. With a bladder
it wasn’t even supposed to have.
“Is that what they call damned with faint praise?”
said Joel, pouting.
“No,” said Georgy’s voice from behind them
in the staircase: “I think it’s what they call a Pyrrhic victory, Joel. Is it
safe to come up?”
They agreed it was safe to come up, and she
came up and vanished in the direction of the female toilets.
“Poor little thing,” sighed Livia, ere she
had barely vanished.
“Could you speak to him?” suggested Joel
without hope.
Livia
gulped. “Well, darling,” she said bravely, “one could, but Adam has
never been known to take any notice of little me.”
“He’d probably do the opposite,” put in Amy
glumly.
“He probably would, indeed,” sighed Joel, taking
her arm. “Amy, dear, if I was very, very good, could I come into the cubbyhole
and borrow some of Livia’s powder to take the shine off?”
Amy giggled but looked anxiously at Livia.
“Of course, Joel, dear: in fact, join us
for the rest of the show,” she said graciously.
Joel joined them on the spot. So relieved
that he could have kissed the pair of them. Well, almost.
By now even Maisie Pretty was so hardened
to the sight of persons of any sex appearing anywhere and everywhere in any stage
of undress that no-one made even a token protest as he went through the female
dressing-room. In fact, no-one appeared to notice him. Apart from a very small
grey fairy, who bonked him with a bladder at approximately the level of the
knee, and giggled explosively.
The earlier part of Act III, Scene 1 was greatly
enlivened by the fact that the rude mechanicals and the greater portion of the
rustics who had accompanied them onstage, officially only to sit meekly on the
grass at the front, were all carrying bladders of one sort or another. Mostly
another: Nigel had got hold of some packets of coloured balloons of the
old-fashioned, or rubber variety, in the old-fashioned, or plain-sausage and
squiggly-sausage shapes, and with great ingenuity the hoons had fastened these
to sticks, rulers, in fact implements of any kind, preferably so as they stuck
out suggestively. Or drooped suggestively, especially in the case of the plain sausages,
which had been blown up in the old-fashioned or traditional way, with the main
body swollen and bloated but the pointed or business end like a little tail or—
Well, the post-AIDS generation needed no prompting to make the obvious
connection even without the gestures that certain of the mechanicals and
rustics managed to make. Indeed, it would have been to true to say that only
the younger section of the little fairies didn’t get it.
Mac
was apoplectic, but this was as nothing to his emotions when Moth and
Mustardseed popped out of Mothu cheerfully waving, in Moth’s case, a large blue
plain-sausage balloon, and in Mustardseed’s, a large yellow squiggly-sausage
balloon. The fact that the colours matched their costumes did not appear to
console him at all.
As Mothu rose jerkily at the end of the
scene a shower of multicoloured spherical balloons, accompanied by a shower of
muffled giggles, descended from his balcony, where many fairy heads might now
be glimpsed. The audience clapped madly.
Mac steamed up the staircase breathing fire
and brimstone, only to be met by the innocent, injured faces of Patrick and his
crew, with not a fairy in sight. Though a few stray balloons bobbed around the
balcony floor, adding insult to injury.
During Act III, Scene 2, which as usual dragged
interminably, multicoloured spherical balloons bobbed about all over the shop.
Many had been captured by members of the audience, too, and this didn’t
actually help. The more so as, being old stock, they weren’t all that capable
of standing up to rough handling and, particularly during the lovers’
interminable maunderings, tended to pop.
True, Mac had wrenched Joel’s bladder off
him before he went on to tease the two male lovers, but fortunately Joel was
able to recuperate a pink plain sausage from near Georgy’s bush—there was a
muffled gasp and a muffled giggle from behind the bush as he did so—and so the
scene was not spoilt after all! Or, as Mac put it, it was COMPLETELY RUINED. Demetrius
and Lysander protested that it hadn’t mattered, really: the audience had enjoyed
it; but as they both forgotten most of their lines during it and Demetrius had
at one point broken down in a giggling fit to boot, this failed to convince.
Mac stood grimly at the foot of the
staircase as Act IV was about to commence, grimly snatching bladders and balloons
off the depleted train who composed the Bard’s “other Fairies attending”—not
the Alice or the caterpillar, too distracting, and only half the littler
fairies, too incapable of getting themselves off tidily. Not to say of not
fidgeting when they were on. This worked, in that the actors got as far as the
point where Oberon was about to waken Titania without benefit of balloons. Then
Snug, Egeus and a goodly selection of the rest of the fairies let down another
shower of balloons from the balcony.
Thus
ruining Adam’s “Now, my Titania: wake you, my sweet queen”, whether by malice
aforethought it was not clear. Where the first lot to descend had been multicoloured
in the sense of being pretty pinks, blues, reds and yellows, all these balloons
were multicoloured in the sense of being murky streaked greens, horrid streaked
purples, frankly blacks, or lurid “rainbows”, whether by malice aforethought or
simply an accident of packaging not clear.
Livia’s line wasn’t ruined: she simply waited
until the audience had finished laughing themselves silly and the balloons had
more or less bobbed off before fluting. “My Oberon! What visions have I seen!”
She managed to make the line so meaningless that the audience failed to make
the connection with the vision they had all just seen. But a muffled
spluttering noise came from behind Georgy’s bush.
Joel, professional or not, had got so
carried away by it all that on his couplet “Fairy King, attend and mark; I do
hear the morning lark” he picked up two hideous purplish balloons, one in each
hand, bonked Adam rudely and repeatedly with them, and did a sort of modified
Charleston over, under and between them. The audience went into hysterics and
Oberon’s next four lines were lost.
Livia, of course, simply waited until the
noise had died down, her face expressing nothing whatsoever as she did so,
before fluting, with great emphasis on the rhymes and the rhythms even though
Mac had shown her innumerable times how not to:
“Come, my lord; and in our flight,
Tell me how it came this night
That I sleeping here was found
With these mortals on the ground.”
Joel
followed them off, proceeding backwards, doing his modified Charleston over,
under and between his balloons. The audience went into renewed hysterics and
clapped deliriously.
Quince had to be prompted six times in his
ten-line prologue speech in V, 1, but Mac by that time was virtually past
caring. He went off to the dressing-rooms to make sure that Livia was getting
herself into her black costume in time for her entrance and to remind her that
she was NOT TO FART AROUND AT THE END OF THE SHOW but to come on for her bows in
the black dress.
Livia of course agreed in a positively slavish
manner with every word he said, or bellowed, but Joel wouldn’t have taken any
bets. She’d had Amy iron the fluffy pink thing between IV and V.
As he with his broom, Livia in her black
and silver and Adam in his black and silver and a scowl waited in the farther
stretches of the cloisters for the lights to go through miraculous changes, Tom’s
musicians to strike up their very special intro followed by Kemp’s Jig followed
by, in succession, Puck’s entrance and the King’s and Queen’s with their joint
trains, Livia said in a careless voice to Adam: “Darling, where on earth were
you this afternoon?”
Joel
quailed.
Adam replied airily: “Where I was supposed
to be.”
There was a short silence.
“Where was that?” said Livia limply
Adam raised the eyebrows—what with the
glitter and the dewdrops and the silver paint, a fearsome sight to see. “At the
Yacht Club, of course. –Phyllis remarked your absence,” he added to Joel.
Joel just quailed, he was past any other
sort of reaction. Fortunately Theseus then finished flatly: “Sweet friends, to
bed. A fortnight hold we this solemnity. In nightly revels and new jollity” and
the lights went out and then started their series of miraculous changes, and
two minutes after that, Joel could totter on. He was supposed to trip lightly
across the upper lawn past the musicians, and down the stone steps and onto the
flags, but what with all the rustics and ballet mothers adorning the steps and
the state of his legs it was definitely a totter, dears.
Hours and hours and hours later,
Livia took her final bow, laden with bouquets, nay immersed in bouquets, and in
the pink dress, of course, the lights went off, Mac hissed: “Get OFF!” and she
got off at last. Mac strode on to make the Last-Night Speech.
Hours and hours after that the whole cast
lined up for one last bow, the audience clapped madly, they all bowed, and the
stage lights went off. O,F,F. Phew.
Joel
had removed his make-up in Livia’s cubicle but had had to creep back to the
male dressing-room because his clothes were there and he hadn’t had the
forethought to ask a humble rustic to fetch them for him. He crept in. Adam was
surrounded by, nay submerged in Press-persons and TVNZ-persons and local
film-persons, and Derry and— Some of them swooped on Joel, tray flattering, if
one hadn’t been exhausted and in a state of high anxiety and so past
appreciating it.
The mechanicals and rustics had long since
changed and gone off to the All-Cast Last-Night Party, for which they had
actually been permitted to hire—not merely use, hire—a large room in the Student
Union building, by the time the last of the interlopers trickled off and Derry
was able to say blankly to Adam: “Where the Hell are your parents?”
Adam
shrugged. “Tucked up in their virtuous beds, I imagine.”
“JESUS, ADAM!”
“What?” said Adam mildly, creaming his
face. He had managed to get most of the make-up off, but it was still a bit
greenish and silvery.
“Didn’t you even offer them seats for the
last night?” he choked.
Adam replied without interest: “Yes. Dad
refused.”
Derry gulped.
“Well,
be fair, Derry darling,” said Joel nervously: “did you find another
round bearable?”
“Not particularly: could that have been because
nobody was trying?” he said pointedly.
Joel shrugged.
“I grant you that an urge to ruin Adam’s
scenes was understandable,” added the great director smoothly, if misguidedly, “but
was that balloon business necessary?”
“Darling Derry,” said Joel in amaze, “one
had no idea that naughty fairies and rustics were going to drop balloons! None
at all!”
“Not that business: your business.”
Joel shrugged.
“Not that balloons per se are entirely
a bad idea,” said the great director thoughtfully.
“Particularly the dirty-purple ones that connect
with your private parts,” noted Adam.
“I’ll say this for you, you took it without
a blink,” conceded Derry. He got up heavily. “Are you coming to this damn knees-up?”
“Derry!” gasped Joel in horror. “One owes
it to one’s public!”
Before either Adam or Derry could reply the
door opened and Angie said: “One’s public will have got down on all the nosh if
one doesn’t stir the stumps. Are you lot coming?”
Joel perceived she was accompanied by Georgy.
He got up quickly. “Yes.”
“I can’t stay for long,” warned Adam,
carefully wiping cream off his eyebrows. “I have to get up at crack of dawn
tomorrow.”
None of his ill-wishers was capable of
replying to this. Georgy, however, said simply: “Yes, the plane doesn’t leave
until two, but he has to be at the airport by twelve, isn’t that silly? –You could
just smile at the Press and so forth, Adam. Oh, and I suppose Mac’ll make a speech,
again.”
“Bound to,” he said, sighing. He got up and
began to remove his black tights.
Georgy
came into the room. “Here’s the white spirit for your diadem.”
“Thanks, darling,” he said in an absent
voice.
“Er—well, we’ll run along, shall we?” said
Joel brightly.
“No, dammit, I’m cursed if I’ll make a bloody
entrance!” said Adam irritably. “Wait for me!”
Not daring to exchange glances, his ill-wishers
waited, perforce.
After that the Last-Night party went pretty
much as one might have expected. Well, pretty much as Joel had, anyway. Round
about the time that Ralph Overdale, who was there on the invitation of God Knew
Whom, very likely his own, airily offered to drive Adam and Georgy home and
Adam accepted, Joel went definitively on the brandy. Not that he hadn’t been
pretty much on it, anyway.
“Thanks very much, Ralph,” said Adam,
getting out at the foot of Mrs Mayhew’s steps.
“Not at all,” replied Ralph with tremendous
courtesy. “Do you need a lift to the airport tomorrow?”
“No,” he said, making a face: “Dad’s
picking us up at some ungodly hour for a last breakfast with them, then they’ll
run me out there. Thanks all the same, Ralph.”
“In that case I’ll say goodbye and good
luck now,” said Ralph solemnly. “Goodbye and good luck.”
“Oh! Thanks frightfully!” said Adam with an
airy laugh, bending down to his door and holding out his hand. Ralph rolled the
window right down and shook it solemnly.
“Come on, darling!” added Adam breezily,
holding Georgy’s door wide.
Georgy had just been sitting there numbly
in the back seat. Adam and Ralph had chatted airily about the play and the
theatre and the world of film all the way home. True, Adam had been sitting
beside her and not beside Ralph, but he might just as well not have been.
“Oh!” she said, jumping. “Yes—um—thanks,
Ralph.”
“Think nothing of it. See ya round,” replied
Ralph laconically.
“Um, yes,” she said, gulping, and getting
out.
“Night-night!” said Ralph brightly, driving
on up to his own flat.
“Come on, darling, I’m dead,” said Adam,
yawning, as Georgy just stood there.
She went limply up the steps.
Adam followed, unlocked the door and let
her in.
“What about the car?” she said in a tiny
voice.
“Mm? Oh. Um—well, ask Dad, Georgy, he’ll
sort it out for you. I’ll leave the keys—here.” He fished them out of his
pocket and dumped them on the pie-crust telephone table beside the pink
Princess phone.
“Thanks,” said Georgy idiotically.
Adam yawned. “God, last-night parties on
top of doubling as Starveling and the bloody matinée—I’m tempted just to turn
in without even washing.”
Georgy didn’t say anything.
He yawned again and wandered through the
sitting-room towards the bedroom. “Darling, do me a tremendous favour and get
me a glass of skim milk, would you?” he called.
“Okay,” said Georgy hoarsely. She went down
the pink cabbage-rose tunnel of the little passage and into the kitchen. There
she mechanically poured him a glass of cold skim milk—Adam wouldn’t buy the
full-cream kind. You had to put out a plastic ticket of the correct shade with
your tokens in order to obtain skim milk (or yoghurt, or indeed, grapefruit
juice) from the milkman. Adam had been very annoyed with Georgy when, after a
week of living at Willow Grove, one of the other inhabitants had kindly
informed him of this fact: he’d been putting up with, or rather not drinking,
the full-cream variety, which was what Georgy, having grown up with it, thought
of as milk, for the entire week.
When she brought the milk through to the
bedroom, turning off the lights as she came, Adam was in the shower: she could
hear the water running. Georgy put the milk neatly on the small bedside table
on his side of the bed. They had had to buy this table, plus the lamp which
stood on it, plus the elaborate electric alarm clock which stood on the floor
at her side of the bed. Oh, dear: what on earth was going to happen to all the
stuff that he’d bought? He hadn’t so much as mentioned it. She sat down limply
on her side of the bed.
“Darling, not even undressed?” he said
lightly, coming in in his good silk dressing-gown.
“What? Oh,” she said weakly. She got up. “You
did bring all your make-up and everything home, didn’t you?”
“Yes, I left it in the front hall by the phone,
darling: what did you imagine was in the carry-all I was lugging up Ma Mayhew’s
steps?” he said with a light laugh.
“Um—nothing. I mean, I didn’t… Um, Adam,
what’s going to happen to all your furniture and stuff?” she said weakly.
“Mm?”
he replied vaguely, sitting down on his side of the bed and picking up his glass
of milk. “Darling, do turn that main light out, would you? It’s like the main
sound-stage at Twentieth-Century Fox with that thing blazing at us!” He
switched the bedside lamp on.
Georgy went over to the door and turned out
Mrs Mayhew’s crystal chandelier.
“Um—the furniture, did you say, darling?”
he said, sipping the milk. “Well, the bed’s Ma’s, of course: no doubt she’ll
reclaim it.”
“Yes,” gulped Georgy.
“No panic, the lease runs for another two
months yet,” said Adam, sipping the milk.
“But I can’t stay here by myself!” she
gasped, turning scarlet.
“Why not? Might as well make use of it: Pritchard
and Pritchard Junior won’t refund the dough, you know!” said Adam with a little
laugh. “It was three months or nothing.”
“Yes—um—Pritchard & Taylor, I think,”
said Georgy feebly. “Um—no.”
There was a short silence.
“Aren’t you going to have a shower?” he
said, yawning.
“Um—yes. Um, I’ll wait until you’ve cleaned
your teeth.”
Adam didn’t react to this odd remark, as he
had now discovered that if you turned on any of the other taps in Mrs Mayhew’s townhouse
while the shower was running, you were immediately either scalded or frozen.
Georgy apparently accepted this as not only normal but inevitable. Rather as
she accepted the fact that things fell down, not up, when you dropped them.
“I can’t stay here with no bed, though,”
said Georgy in a tiny voice.
He glanced round at her. She was just
standing stock-still on Mrs Mayhew’s Axminster, midway between the door to the
sitting-room and the door to the ensuite. “Darling, I’m quite sure Ma has no
intention of snatching the bed from under your divine bod the minute I’m out
the door,” he drawled.
Georgy’s eyes filled with tears. “No,” she
said in a stifled voice.
Adam noticed the voice but pretended to
himself he hadn’t. “I’ll give Dad all the papers, he’ll sort out when to
collect beds and return keys to Pritchard, Pritchard & Grandson, and so
forth.”
“Mm.”
There was a short silence.
“Only what about the rest of your stuff?”
gulped Georgy.
“For God’s sake! It’s yours! It’s crap
anyway! Do whatever you like with it!” Adam got up and strode into the
bathroom. He turned the cold water on viciously in the basin. “Burn it, if you
like!” he said loudly. “Give it to the helpful Roberta! I don’t care, it’s served
its purpose!”
Georgy had a feeling that she also had
served her purpose, though she did realize that Adam would not have been so
unkind as to make this last remark in order to reinforce the fact. She went numbly
over to the dressing-table which he’d bought at Forrest Furnishings in The
Arcade, and blindly sorted out his things, aligning them neatly on one side of
the table-top, and putting her own few belongings on the other side.
Adam came back, yawning. “The ong sweet’s
all yours,” he murmured, getting into bed.
“Ta. Um, don’t forget to pack these brushes
and things, will you?” said Georgy hoarsely.
“Of
course not; I am used to packing myself up and getting myself from point A to
the antipodes of point A, you know,” he said, yawning. “Do hurry, darling, I’m
just about dead beat.”
Georgy hurried into the bathroom. Then she
hurried out again, whisked her cotton nightie out from under her pillow, not
looking at him, and hurried back.
Adam reflected idly that he should have
bought her some really decent lingerie, while he was at it. Oh, well, too late
now. Besides, judging by the boutique opposite his Cheese Shop, there was no
really decent lingerie in the entire country.
When
Georgy came out of the bathroom he’d turned the bedside light off. She groped
her way cautiously in the dark to the bed and silently got in. She had thought
he might pretend to be asleep—in fact, part of her had been hoping he would—but
he rolled over immediately and hugged her. “Just a simple one, mm?” he said
into her neck. “Too beat for anything fancy.”
“Just a simple one” meant that he would
fuck rather hard for a few minutes and not bother about her. Nor would he
bother about whether she was ready or not when he put it in there. Georgy
couldn’t help thinking of what Ralph had said to her on this topic, even though
she knew that wasn’t really fair: at least eighty percent of the time Adam did
bother about her. In fact on occasion he bothered about her too much, insisting
she have a come even when her body felt too flogged to be capable of it.
“Yes. Go on,” she said faintly.
He kissed her in a perfunctory way, hauled
her nightie up, and mumbled at her breasts. Then he pushed his hand between her
thighs. “All tight down here?” he murmured.
Georgy didn’t say anything. She couldn’t
help it if she wasn’t ready, and she didn’t know how to make herself feel ready—if
that was what he was expecting. His remark had filled her with guilt that she
wasn’t ready, but even if she had consciously realized this, she wouldn’t have
been capable of telling him about it.
Adam rolled on top of her and kissed her
eagerly. Georgy put her arms round him and did her best to respond. Even though
she felt more like crying, and besides could hardly breathe, he was putting so
much of his weight on her. Just when she was thinking she couldn’t take any
more and would have to ask him to let her breathe, he rolled off, sat up and
fumbled for a condom.
“Are you going to do it?” she said in a
tiny voice.
“No,
I’m going to stand on my head,” he replied in annoyance. Georgy bit her lip.
“Yew are moy gurlfriend, we are un bee-ud,
don’chew thunk the local norm would undicate we oughta do ut?” he said in a
horrible imitation of the local accent.
Georgy thought miserably she ought to say
laughingly at this point: “Who’s this local Norm, when he’s at home?” or words
to that effect, but couldn’t. “Yes,” she whispered.
“‘Yee-uss’, indeed!” said Adam gaily. He
rolled on top of her, putting most of his weight on her again, and probed for
her.
After some time, during which he panted and
muttered a little and tried to get in there, still with most of his weight on
her, Georgy said very faintly: “You’re squashing me.”
“Jesus!” he said angrily, rolling off her
and flopping onto his back. “Don’t give me any encouragement, will you?”
Georgy’s eyes filed with tears. She blinked
them back and after a moment managed to whisper: “What shall I do, then?”
“Any one of the things I’d fondly imagined
I’d taught you this last month would do!” said Adam angrily.
As he’d always taken the initiative this
reply wasn’t much help. She just lay there limply.
After some time he said crossly: “Don’t you
want it, then?”
“Um—yes.
Um—I don’t know what to do,” she said weakly.
Adam took a deep breath. “Well, at least
let me do something,” he said with huge restraint.
“I was!” she cried.
“Of course!” he said cordially. “Lying
there with your thighs like iron, telling me I was squashing you!”
“I didn’t know my thighs were like iron,”
she said blankly.
“For Christ’s sake, Georgy! It’s our last
night: can’t we just have a simple fuck without making a bloody song and dance
about it?” he said angrily.
Tears slid down Georgy’s cheeks and she
wiped them away stealthily. “I’m not; I said you could do it.”
“Oh, thanks very much!”
“Well—well, what shall I do?” she said in a
shaking voice. “Shall I hold it?”
“I suppose that might be a start,” he said
grimly.
Georgy held it. Adam didn’t move, or say
anything. Finally she said: “It hasn’t gone limp.”
“I know that!”
“Well—well, I thought you meant... Um...” She
released him.
Adam waited but she didn’t move. “Look, for
God’s sake, Georgy, kiss me or something!” he said angrily. “Don’t just lie there
like a log of wood!”
Georgy put her lips timidly on his. Immediately
Adam kissed her fiercely, rolled her onto her back, and got on top of her
again. “Look, for Christ’s sake just let me!” he said in her ear. He bit the
ear delicately.
“Ow! Um—yes, go on.”
He tried again. “Look, Georgy, I can’t,
when you’re all closed up!”
“I’m not doing it on purpose!” she cried.
“Uh—no.”
“Push harder,” said Georgy in a small
voice.
Adam pushed harder. Finally she said: “Ow!”
and he rolled off her, got up and went into the bathroom.
Georgy just lay there, feeling very scared.
Had he lost his temper? What was he doing? Finally he came back and said: “This
ointment stuff’ll have to do, we don’t seem to have any Vaseline.”
“What?”
He sighed. “Put your legs apart.”
Georgy
did so. He anointed her carefully, not to say clinically. The ointment was cold
and she gasped, and then felt guilty for having done so. He then anointed the
condom carefully. “If you had the slightest grasp of elementary arithmetic, I
could probably dispense with this damn thing,” he noted.
“Ye-es...”
“Don’t worry, I don’t want another scene
like last week’s,” he said grimly. “Now, for God’s sake kiss me or something,
will you?”
He rolled on top of her again, and kissed
her, fumbling at her breasts. Not surprizingly, Georgy was no more aroused than
she had been before, but the ointment helped and this time, after she’d
restrained some squeaks and gasps, he got in. His arms shook; he said: “Hang
on!” and collapsed on her with all his weight.
“Christ,” he said in a muffled voice into
her shoulder.
Georgy replied in squashed tones: “Did you
come?”
“No,” he said tiredly. “Can’t you tell?”
“Not always,” she admitted.
Adam
sighed. He remained motionless in her for some time but as he took some of his
weight off her she was at least able to breathe. She was too upset and by now
also far too bewildered and scared to think that possibly she might think about
enjoying it. She just waited, not knowing what he wanted next, or what he was going
to do next, or if he was going to do anything at all.
Then he sighed again, only on a different
note, and nibbled at her neck, and kissed her wetly. Then he fucked hard for what
to Georgy felt like an hour but was probably about five minutes, and came with
a loud series of yells and gasps. Georgy, in a numbed, obedient fashion, held
his back tight, because on previous occasions he’d told her to.
Then he just rolled off her, flopped onto
his back and began to snore.
It was only at this point that it dawned
hazily on Georgy that possibly the amount-of indifferent fizz and what he
himself had described as “proto-Portuguese” brandy he’d drunk at the party might
have had some effect on his performance. But she didn’t ask herself if perhaps
his attitude might have been calculated, whether or not subconsciously, to
force her into some sort of emotional outburst which would have brought about a
confrontation between them, and thence some sort of resolution of their
situation. She was incapable of analysing either his attitude or her own. And
certainly incapable of realizing that, since she’d been incapable of the
expected and possibly required emotional outburst, Adam had felt very
anti-climactical indeed and that that had also been a factor in the inadequacy
of his performance.
As to what sort of a resolution Adam had
been hoping for... Even without the bad brandy and the indifferent fizz he
would probably wouldn’t have been able to say.
Georgy removed the condom and cleaned and
dried him as she had once before. This time, however, when she got back into
bed she didn’t snuggle up to him. She felt instead that she hated him. She
turned away from him, curled up right on the edge of the bed as far away from
him as she could get, and cried soundlessly into her pillow for a long time.
After that Adam’s snores kept her awake for
another couple of hours. She finally fell into an exhausted sleep as a dim grey
light was starting to filter past the edges of Mrs Mayhew’s floral Sanderson linen
curtains.
Christopher had ignored Melinda’s warnings
that it was far too early and, since they would have to leave for the airport
shortly after ten, got to Willow Grove when he was ready to. The only signs of
life at Willow Grove at just after eight o’clock of a warm March Sunday morning
were a skinny young couple in matched shorts, singlets, huge sneakers and fuzzy
headbands backing a trailer-sailor out of their double garage and into the
drive. Christopher had drawn up on the other side of the road; he kept well
clear, until they’d managed this operation and disappeared up Elizabeth Road in
a cloud of dust. Then he drove up the drive, reflecting as he did so that any
noise his elderly car was making as it objected to the slope was nothing to the
racket produced by the trendy 4WD of the matched pair. As they had both
observedly worn earrings and as they had both had cropped hair it had been,
Christopher told himself acidly and untruthfully, impossible to ascertain
whether they were in fact a breeding pair. He would have been considerably
annoyed could he but have known that his reaction to these not atypical
denizens of Willow Plains was the twin of Ralph Overdale’s.
He knocked and rang without result. But he
wasn’t particularly phased: he’d expected it. He could hear the phone ringing
in the flat: more than likely Melinda doing her bit.
“They’re probably asleep,” said a detached
contralto.
Christopher jumped slightly, and turned. A
large auburn-haired woman in jeans and a khaki shirt was watching him expressionlessly.
“They’re probably asleep,” she repeated.
“Yes. They are expecting me, however,” he
returned courteously.
“Oh.” She scratched the auburn mop. “I could
nip round and yell outside their bedroom window,” she suggested.
At this munificent offer Christopher was
flooded with a pure, unholy glee. “Please do so. You could yell that Adam’s father
is here, if you like,” he added generously.
“Righto.” She disappeared round the higher
side of the flat. Christopher waited in delicious anticipation.
Sure enough, pretty soon her deep and
considerably resonant voice could be heard bellowing: “OY! GEORGY! ADAM! WAKE
UP! YOUR FATHER’S HERE, ADAM!”
“Oh, frabjous day,” he noted.
After a bit more yelling on the
auburn-haired contralto’s part—she would make a wonderful Valkyrie, decided
Christopher—and a bit more leaning on the doorbell on his, he heard a small,
clear soprano sav: “It’s all right, Michaela, he’s getting up. Thanks.”
Then the front door opened and Georgy in
her horrible housecoat said breathlessly: “Hullo, Christopher!”
“Thanks,” said Christopher to the solid
Michaela, as she reappeared; she just nodded, and strode off busily. “Hullo,
Georgy, my dear,” he said, coming in. “Is he out of his pit?”
“Yes, he’s just having a shower. I’ll just
put my jeans on and then I’ll give you a hand with the bags.”
“Thanks. –This ready to go?” he said,
indicating the one that stood by the phone.
“Yes!” gasped Georgy breathlessly, flying
off towards the bedroom.
Christopher made a face, picked up the bag
and took it down to the car. By the time he’d got up the steps again Georgy had
lugged two suitcases out to the hall and was apparently setting off for more.
“Are you ready?” he demanded evilly, when his
son finally surfaced.
Adam shrugged and held up his small in-flight
bag. “Certainly. Wilbur Smith, an’ all. –Got your keys to the flat, darling?”
he said airily to Georgy.
“Um—no; um, I’m not invited, am I?” she
said blankly to Christopher.
He took a deep breath and managed merely to
reply: “Yes, of course, Georgy. Hop in.”
Adam dug in his pocket. “Have my keys, on
second thoughts,” he said. He closed the front door, came down the steps and
handed Georgy his door keys.
“Yes—um—ta,” she said weakly.
Christopher
had not, of course, envisaged that the morning would be much more promising than
that. So there was really little excuse for his then yelling at his son: “GET
IN THE BLOODY CAR, ADAM, BEFORE I THROTTLE YOU!”
Adam shrugged, and got in the back. Next to
the pile of luggage that they hadn’t been able to fit in the boot.
“Get in the front, Georgy,” said
Christopher with tremendous restraint.
Georgy
got meekly into the front.
“Get this down ya,” said Jake firmly.
Picking it up in his palsied hand, Joel duly
downed the restorative. “Well, that was it, really, darlings,” he croaked,
coughing a bit. “Artless chat over the brekkie things, and bye-bye. Not a tear
in sight.”
”Jo-el!” cried Jill angrily.
“Er—yeah,
that is a bit unilluminating, old man,” said Jake weakly.
Joel
groaned. Since the conversation was taking place on the Carranos’ patio he then
looked weakly at his host and said: “Sorry, Jake. Wee Georgy insisted on
waiting the very-nearly two hours to watch the plane take off. –Not in the hope
that it would explode as it did so, alas,” he added sourly.
“JO-EL!” bellowed Elspeth in horror.
Everyone
was so much in sympathy with Joel’s sentiments that they were incapable of telling
her to shut up.
Finally Jill said weakly: “Well, here you
are, anyway.”
“What’s left of ’im!” noted Sir Jake
heartlessly.
Joel winced, attempted a pale smile, and failed.
“I won’t pass you these, then,” said his
hostess, passing a tray of small edible things to Jill and Elspeth.
Joel shut his eyes briefly. “No, don’t,
Polly, dear. Er, where’s Gretchen?”
“Chickened out.” explained his host tolerantly.
“Couldn’t take the post-mortem,” agreed
Jill. “I did warn her it was now or later, but she muttered something about
sufficient unto the day.”
“Both she and Jill,” Joel explained to his
hosts with his eyes shut, “chickened out of the Last-Night party last night. –No
blame attaches,” he added in a hollow voice, feeling his eyelids gingerly in
case they might explode on contact.
His host and hostess were exchanging guilty
glances but Joel of course missed these. Finally Polly said in a small voice: “Sorry
we didn’t make it either, Joel.”
“No blame, darlings,” he repeated faintly. Ugh,
the actual eyeballs had swollen, that was wot.
“Heck, I woulda gone!” cried Elspeth
in astonishment.
“Shut up,” sighed Jake.
“Have another pineapple juice,” said Polly
quickly.
Elspeth accepted another pineapple juice
but asked keenly, after the first gasping fit was over and the level in the
tall tumbler had sunk by about four inches: “Did you all watch the plane take off,
Joel?”
“Er—not quite. Well, Melinda didn’t come to
the airport with us, didn’t I make that clear?” he said cautiously.
“Didn’t make anything much clear,” grunted Sir
Jacob.
“Er—sorry. No, well, as I said: bright chat
over the brekkie table—”
“Three times,” groaned Jill.
“Four,” corrected Polly.
“Eh?” he said.
“You’ve told us three or possibly four
times,” explained his cousin heavily, “that the Blacks indulged in bright chat
over the breakfast table.”
“And Adam,” added Elspeth keenly.
“He is a Black!” certain people
shouted.
Elspeth stuck her chin out and said
stoutly: “He calls himself McIntyre, though.”
“Shut up,” sighed Jill. “Or I’ll leave you
here and you can explain to your father why you were here in the first place.”
Joel took his hands cautiously away from
his throbbing skull. “If everyone’s finished shouting,” he said hoarsely, “I’ll
continue. Yes, Adam also indulged in bright chat—though his was airy, rather
than bright—airy chat, then, over brekkies.”
“What did you have?” asked Elspeth keenly.
“Er—black coffee, dear,” he murmured. Jill
choked.
“Want another one of those pick-me-ups?” offered
Jake in an ’orribly ’earty voice, grinning.
“No, one will suffice this fragile frame,
thank you, Jake,” he whispered.
“What was in it?” asked Elspeth eagerly.
“Shut up, Elspeth,” sighed Polly.
As
no-one added anything, it apparently percolated that she wasn’t going to learn
the recipe for her Uncle Jake’s pick-me-up today. Scowling, she said: “Well, go
on, then, Joel.”
Joel closed his eyes again. “Elspeth,
darling, how many times? That was It: I,T. It. No tears, lamentations,
gnashings of teeth—have I left anything out?”
“Wailings?” offered Jill drily.
“Ah, thank you. No wailings,” he said
heavily to Elspeth.
“His mother must have cried!”
“His mother looked bloody pleased to see
the back of him, dear,” he said acidly.
“Oh.”
There was silence on the Carranos’ patio.
Joel felt the eyelids again.
“Didn’t Georgy cry at the airport?” said
Elspeth sadly.
“No,” he groaned. “No-one cried.”
After a moment Polly said weakly: “You can’t
just leave it at that, Joel. What did they do?”
Wincing, Joel said: “Checked in lee bag-ahdge
interminably. Even First Class he had to pay extortionate amounts in excess bag-ahdge.
Found the place where they disappear through screens and barriers two hours
before the thing’s due to take off. –They do that, dear,” he said acidly to
Elspeth.
“I know! I’ve seen Uncle Jake off mill-yuns
of times!” she said huffily.
“Sorry, sorry,” he whispered. “Um—what
next? Adam spurned the idea of airport coffee. Georgy had to dash off to the
loo.”
Silence.
“What next?” said Polly limply.
“Christopher asked Adam for his book back
but Adam said he hadn’t finished it and he’d post it from Aw-stry-lee-ah and
Christopher said if he lost it he needn’t come home again. And that it was
pronounced “Oss-tray-lee-a” on this side of the Tasman and “Uh-stray-ya”
on the other— Is that correct, dear?” he suddenly asked Polly.
“More or less, yes,” she said limply. “Depending
slightly on the schooling of the speaker.”
“Geelong,” said Sir Jacob thoughtfully. “Whass
that other one?” he enquired of his spouse.
“Dunno,” she said simply,’
“What happened?” demanded Elspeth
crossly.
Joel took a deep breath. “Nothing, darling,
which is what I am trying to explain. Georgy came back from the loo. And they
announced that passengers had to go through the whatsit. So Adam said,”—at this
point they all hung on his words with breathless interest but Joel was really
too hungover to appreciate it—“‘Well, that’s me. Thanks for putting up with me,
everyone.’” He paused.
“What?” said Polly in a shaken voice.
“Is that all?” croaked Jill.
“Wait,” replied Joel, holding up a frail
and palsied hand. “While Christopher was still looking dumbfounded, he then
kissed yours truly on the cheek—just as well no Press-persons were around, one
supposed dully,” he added dully, “wished one good luck with Piggy-Whiskers, kissed
Georgy on the cheek, said ‘Bye-bye, darling, all the best,’ and then held out
his hand to his dumbfounded Pa.”
“What did Professor Black do?” gasped
Elspeth—no-one else was capable of speech.
“He shook it, dear, what else?” replied
Joel testily. “By the time Adam had shown his ticket and gone through the
whatsit, he was looking as if he’d like to knock those perfect teeth of his
down that perfect throat of his, but by then it was Too Late.”
“He can’t just have— Didn’t he hug Georgy
or anything?” gulped Polly.
“NO!” he shouted.
“I thought she was his girlfriend,” said
Elspeth in bewilderment.
“So did some of us others, Elspeth,” agreed
Joel grimly.
Silence fell.
Suddenly Elspeth shouted: “He’s a PIG!” and
ran into the house.
“Sorry,” said Jill lamely. “She turned up at
our place, and— Sorry.”
“That’s
all right,” said Polly dully. “We’re used to her.”
Jake got up hurriedly and began dispensing
drinks all round. Stiff ones.
After a long period of silence had elapsed,
Polly said dully: “I suppose she’s better off without him, really,”
Sir Jacob then ventured: “How was she in
the car coming back, Joel?”
“Silent. Pale. And before anyone asks me,
Has she gone home to have a good cry, the answer is Yes.”
After
a moment Polly said weakly: “Where to, though, Joel?” and Jill looked at her
gratefully.
“The
flat. And nobody ask me anything else. I don’t know anything else,” he
said grumpily, crossing his arms on his chest and closing his eyes definitively.
Jake got up. “Think you’d better have
another pick-me-up, after all.”
“No,” said Joel sourly with his eyes closed.
“I shall stay down, thank you, Jake.”
Jake ignored
this and got him one anyway, though his audience silently considered that only
a man of his ebullience would have gone so far as to force it on the poor
little man. In fact his wife muttered: “Tactless brute.”
After that silence descended on the patio
again.
Georgy had, indeed, gone home to have a
good cry but she had not at first done so. She felt completely numbed. She had
felt numb all morning, in fact. This might have had something to do with almost
no sleep the night before but she was past realizing that. After moving round
the flat like an automaton tidying things away for some time, she went into the
bedroom and made the bed. Then she lay down on the bed but couldn’t sleep. So
she got up and went into the sitting-room and turned on the portable television
that Adam had spent an immense sum on in Ross’s hardware and appliances shop.
It seemed to be a choice between cricket and soccer, so she turned it off again.
Then she picked up a book and put it down. Then she wandered back into the
kitchen and did some more tidying and made herself a cup of tea, even though
she wasn’t particularly fond of tea. After drinking it and washing and drying
the crockery, including Mrs Mayhew’s rose-china teapot, she drifted back into
the sitting-room and turned the TV on again. Now it was a choice between
ice-hockey and soccer. Georgy went into the bedroom and lay down on the bed
without taking her sneakers or jeans off.
After a very long time she got up and,
moving very slowly and stiffly, closed the curtains. Then she lay down again.
About four hours later she woke up with a
thumping headache. After going to the toilet and choking down some Panadol she
returned to the bed. This time she peeled the covers back and put her cheek on
a pillow. The pillow smelled of Adam’s expensive French aftershave. Georgy
began to cry in a series of hard, gasping sobs.
When the plane took off Adam experienced a
tremendous sense of release. There was no-one beside him. He put his seat back
a little, loosened his seatbelt as soon as the sign went out, put his in-flight
bag on the spare seat next to him, and rang for the hostess. He knew it was an odd
request, but could he possibly have a glass of milk and a brandy?
When
these were forthcoming he poured a little of the brandy into the milk and drank
it slowly. Then he tilted the seat back further, adjusted the air conditioning
so it was comfortable, adjusted the woolly from his in-flight bag over his
chest just in case, and went to sleep. He slept all the way to Sydney, about
four hours.
Possibly Jacky had been on the job, or
possibly it was the small Sydney repertory company making the most of their
guest lion, but there was a terrific Press reception at the airport. Adam was
terribly charming to everybody. The people from the repertory company took very
good care of him, drove him to his hotel, explained the time difference, made
sure he had everything he needed, came back after he’d showered and changed and
took him out to cocktails and an early dinner, since Adam declared he was
ravenous, and generally gave him a wonderful time.
Adam enjoyed every moment of it and fell into
bed at about ten-thirty Sydney time, went out like a light, and slept like a
babe.
It would have been very difficult to say
whether, at the back of his mind, just before he fell asleep, there did in fact
hover a recognition that he had thoroughly fulfilled all the gloomiest prognostications
of his ill-wishers on the other side of the Tasman.
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